Man Pays A Woman To Bite Her Breasts

One day this man was walking down the sidewalk, then he saw this woman with the most perfect breasts he had ever seen. He walked up to her and asked, "If I pay you $10 will you let me bite your breasts?"
The woman says "No, you pervert!
"The man walks all the way around the block to meet the woman again and asks, "If I pay you $100 will you let me bite your breasts?"
The woman says "No, get away from me!"
The man walks all the way around the block again to meet the woman and asks, "If I pay you $1,000 will you let me bite your breasts?"
The woman ponders this and finally says, "Alright, but only once, and not here. Let's go into the alley."
So they go into the alley where the woman pulls off her shirt and the man sees the most perfect breasts ever. So he starts fondling them, rubbing them, putting his face in them.
Finally the woman get annoyed and asks, "Well are you going to bite them?"
The man replies, "Nah...costs too much."