Chinese Detective..

Wong Foo Ling suspected that his wife was seeing another man. Therefore, he hired a private detective named Ling Lang Long to observe the goings-on.
This is his report:
You leave house.
I watch.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I follow.
He and she go in room.
No can follow.
Climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
NO FEE